When someone asks why I don’t like going to work

When I think I have to sneeze, but then I don’t

When I realize I’m the only person in the room who doesn’t care about Twilight

 Whenever I try to show off

          

  When I’m alone in my apartment, but I think I hear footsteps       

When I catch someone eating my food  

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