love this dialogue –

Abed: That’s why I was willing to change

 for you guys—because when you really

 know who you are and what you like

 about yourself, changing for other people

 isn’t such a big deal.

Abed Nadir: When you really know who you are and what you like about yourself, changing for others isn’t such a big deal.
Jeff Winger: Abed, you are a God. If you’ll all excuse me, I have a man to beat in pool while wearing shorts.